(Perry/Candace looks at a panel under the monitor seeing his/her reflection and chatters in horror, then feels his/her face.) Major Monogram: Agent P, brilliant disguise!Ĭarl: Man! I thought it was a real girl. (A fedora lands on Perry/Candace's head.) Major Monogram: There's a teenage girl in here. Carl, I think we have a breach of security.Ĭarl: (off screen) What do you mean, sir? Major Monogram: (off screen) Carl! How many times have I told you, lift the seat when you're done?! (Perry/Candace slides down the tube to the lair, getting stuck some times before landing in his/her lair.) Phineas: We're looking for Perry so we can switch them back to normal. We built a teleportation device and accidentally switched Candace and Perry's brains.Ĭandace/Perry: You wouldn't think it was so cool if you smelled like this. Phineas: I wonder where he scampered off to. Hey, where's Perry? Uh, I-I mean Candace. We'll just put you both through the teleporter again. You and Perry going through the teleport at the same time must have switched your brains.Ĭandace/Perry: Oh, you think? You guys better change me back now or I'll. How you guys get so big? (gasps) And why is my hand green? (takes a pink mirror from a nearby box) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M AN UGLY, SMELLY PLATYPUS!!! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! (suddenly looks concerned) Candace? Are you OK?Ĭandace/Perry: (pointing at her brothers) Wait a second. (Candace runs in front of the lens right when Ferb takes the photo.)Ĭandace: How many times have I told you to keep Perry out of my room?! (notices the teleports) What are those?Ĭandace: You guys are so bus – Aah! (trips on a controller, disappears through one teleport, and appears from the other) Ready with the camera so we can document it? Phineas: This is a glorious day for mankind. Please try not to embarrass me in front of him again.Ĭandace: Remember my fifth-grade graduation with the inflatable– (kicks the bedroom door open as she's holding Perry) I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.Ĭandace: Mom! Do you know where Phineas and Ferb are?Ĭandace: Oh, by the way, Jeremy's gonna be here soon. Hey, where's Perry?Ĭandace (cont.): You're not supposed to be here.Ĭandace (cont.): I told Phineas and Ferb to keep you outta my room. Instrumental version of the theme song plays in the background.) (Montage of Phineas and Ferb building the teleports. Phineas: Oh, she must be wearing the blue dress. Phineas: The dangly smoky topaz or the hoops? I wish to teleport to where my earrings are. Ferb and I are gonna build a teleport device. (chuckles while Ferb covers his mouth with his hands) No, not the tongue thing.
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Phineas: Cool! (turns off TV with the remote) I know what we can do today, Ferb. (Shift to Phineas and Ferb watching the movie.)
Mad scientist: Do you want me to remove your tongue again, Talbo? It kinda renders the whole thing redundant, doesn't it? Talbo: Wouldn't you have to take one of those teleport things there first? Oh, but then you'd already be there.
Talbo teleports to the one to the right, only get to singed.) Eureka! Now I can teleport myself anywhere in the world! Mad scientist: You know what we're going to do today, Talbo? It's time to test.THE TELEPORT! (Flips a switch, causing the teleports to activate.